Marvin Can't Meow

HEY EVERYBODY I'M HERE AGAIN!
But I need to go shopping and unpack and stuff, so I won't write that much until tomorrow.
But I have a question.

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What does it mean if your cat can't meow? Marvin used to, but now he just opens his mouth and nothing happens.
It's both sort of sad and funny at the same time.
He's not old (HE TURNED ONE ON THE 6TH), so I really don't know.
I wonder if someone could help me on this?
Also, how do you tell the difference between male and female cantaloupe flowers?
And tell time from where the sun is in the sky?
And make a perfect Turks head on your bassoon reeds?
And get good flan after trying twenty times?
And how to move Urban Outfitters closer to yourself since you got to go to one twice and you want to go again?

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Seriously, I don't usually buy a lot. I JUST LIKE TO LOOK.
But I did buy a cat shirt there and a pair of printed leggings. And a bracelet.
Oh, just a side note I was watching that show Sam and Cat (because I was waiting for Project Runway to load on my computer), and I noticed that under Sam's red sweatshirt, she was wearing MY TAROT CARD MUSCLE SHIRT I BOUGHT FROM URBAN.

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Well, the same one, not mine exactly.
Okay, bye.

I'M BACK, BABY (Well not for long)

Whoo, this post is actually going to appear at the time I finish writing it!
It's nice to be back again, even though I had a lot of fun while I was away. I ate gummy bears, preformed a bit, and played A LOT of cards (Black Jack, Mal, Crazy Eights (for points), BS, Rummy, and 31 Knock (which I call something different, but this one girl randomly screamed "KWANZI!" while playing, so that is what we ended up calling it.)

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 I painted houses and buildings a lot, played a game in an abandoned school, had a mini photo shoot in a bamboo forest, and sent a dead fish (I named him Swimmy) down the river in the traditional Viking funeral way (except we couldn't light it on fire so we just hummed funeral tunes and Taps).

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But I'm leaving again.
Yep, it's back on the road for me. Actually, I was reading On The Road for the majority of the ELEVEN HOUR DRIVE, just for one way.

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But anyways, I'm pressed for time, so I might not write something for every day I'm gone. Or maybe I will...
Anyways, I'll have to think of something.
Just wanted  to let y'all know my status and stuff. And basically I like writing to myself.
Yep.
Oooh, you have to see some of the additions to my Wreck this Journal. These additions magically appeared while I was flopped over like a dead fish and slept on pile of everybody's stuff for two hours after we stopped at a KFC.

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But that is for another time.

Derp... (Week of Weirdness #7)

I ran out of ideas. This is the last post I guess for W.o.W. Hope it was fun for everybody.
Alright so for today I decided to share something I do when I need ideas. I start with one word and keep writing the next thing I think of until I have a chain of words. I call these my Word Chains.
So I'll do one right now.
Gumball, dirt, ice, music, red, popsicle, summer, pool, water, fridge, cat, mouse, ladybug, iPod, drinks, biscotti, croissant, Naked Juice, grass, lilies, tomato, space, ice cream, fried chicken, sprinkles, moon, kelp, otter, pine tree, leather, purse, gloves, hat, Slurpee, internet, late, terror!
Yeah that was fun!
I may get back late so there won't be a post for tomorrow, but then I leave again so I might do another Week of Weirdness of something.
Hasta luego.

Whoops. (Week of Weirdness #6)

Agggggh I messed up the last post that was supposed to be yesterday. Sorry.
That's all I got for today.

Last Ten Songs I Bought (Week of Weirdness #5)

I decided to just check and see what were the last ten songs I bought. Here they are!
GO WEEK OF WEIRDNESS!
(The list goes from most recent to least recent.)
1. Wartime Lovers- Rose Windows
2. Like a Fading Rainbow- Jenny Wilson
3. Like River Around a Rock- Marco Beltrami (World War Z Soundtrack!)
4. Intro- The xx
5. Heart Skipped A Beat- The xx
6. Stay (feat. Micky Ekko)- Rihanna
7.Pompeii- Bastille (actually I got this for free)
8. Can't Hold Us (feat. Ray Dalton)- Mackelmore and Ryan Lewis
9. I Love It (feat. Charli XCX)- Icona Pop
10. Back to Black- Amy Winehouse
GO CHECK THEM OUT!

Some of My Wreck This Journal (Week of Weirness #4)

I started it a couple days ago and took some pictures to show what I've done so far.

Envelope Page.

"W" Page.

Color Page.

Coffee Stained Page.
Wheee! Fun.

HAIKUS! (Week of Weirdness #3)

You know how I said I was done writing poems? Well just for today, since this week is sort-of-kind-of-not-really special, I decided to do some. Actually, five.

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Carrot Onesie dream,

Wish I owned its orange-ness,

Cuddle up at night.



 

(P.S This is Hannah Hart. She is awesome. She does MDK. Watch her on Youtube. Her channels are MyHarto and YourHarto. That is all.

 



Marvin runs quickly,

Slamming into my body,

Acts like nothing's wrong.

(P.P.S Marvin is my double jointed cat. Not some random guy I saw on the street with shiny toe nails or anything.)

 

 

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Sushi, sushi, yum,

Crave the day we meet again,

Will it come quickly?

 

 

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Found dead mouse in house,

Saw it earlier in room,

Peeked out from dresser.

 

 

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Zombies crawl through earth,

Lost legs to time and decay,

Moving through my mind.

 

Not your average haikus, eh? But then again, I'm not average I guess.