Chilling Coming Soon

Hey babes.
Well, I've begun to dream about summer, with images of kiddy pool parties and pretending to be a little kid and going to playgrounds and going on rollercoasters right after having a funnel cake eating contest and imaginary road trips.
Wait, you're not thinking what I'm thinking? Well, maybe about the road trips.
Also lots of books and air conditioning and doodling and movies and joy.
Yeah that's more like it.



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Oh, and don't forget the watermelon carved into a dinosaur. It's got to be a dinosaur. Otherwise the practicality/beauty isn't present.
Actually, today (like many days) I was pretending to be a Velciraptor. They're the best dinosaurs because:
a. you get to say Velciraptor when people ask what the frick are you doing.
b.you pretend to have short arms (also necessary for a T-Rex impression)
c.you can play Velciraptor catch (the best kind of catch)
d.you scream like a dinosaur
e.you run around being awesome
f.you talk in a especially weird voice that only a few people understand.



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I personally find this one of the most adorable things in the world.
Weird, when I was talking to my cat I used the voice of one of the people in the Bad Lipreading Videos. Sorry.
Okay I would really like to sleep so YAAAAY POEM TIME!

Wrote poem with dinos,

Said they were super cuddly,

Teacher not approving.

Well, that's all folks. See you later, Jenelle.

P.S Y'all seriously need to watch Drop Dead Gorgeous if you haven't already. It changed my life I think. Also, it made me hesitant scared the crap out of me to stuff my face at seafood buffets, but I went to one two weeks ago, and after getting up to refill my plate eight times, I think I have conquered that fear. Now onto Tasty Kakes...



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Hey, Tammy (DDG still, which I decided I'm just going to write DDG when ever I make a reference),
How's it going you ask? Pretty good, I guess. But I always respond pretty good, no matter if I'm having the best or worst day of my life. Just a habit, I guess.
I'm glad the weekend is here, and I finally completed something that I'm sort of happy to be over, so I feel like I have let a little balloon into the sky.
UGH NO MORE PHILOSOPHICAL CRAP!
Guess what day it is? Yeah, I have no idea either. Nothing really special is going on today that I know or care about. I have the urge to sit in a kiddy pool though......

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My secret fear......
Actually, I like sharks. I even want to go in a shark cage. But I rather not have them in my kiddie pool. 'Cause that be my PERSONAL POOL AND I AIN'T SHARING WITH NOBODY!
Weeeeeelll, let's see. What else could I say? I see that some of the people who have read this collection of ramblings were from Germany and Russia. I doubt they'd come back. Not much to see here.....
EXCEPT FOR UNICORNS! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I'm starting to wonder if I'm a unicorn............but no matter.

Theory for why we never see unicorns: They are so powerful that they could pulverise us just by staring at us or coming near us, but they resist the temptation by staying hidden. They are truly are the most considerate magical/ science fictiony creatures ever. (Jeez Chubacabra and  the Loch Ness Monster and the Yeti, and Bigfoot)

Okay, I'm reaaaaaally tired. Gonna fall asleep. But first....

Derpity derp derp,

Tongue lolling out of my mouth,

Wait, why am I here?

Haha...okay need rest.

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