JK About Being Back Super Soon...

Turns out I've gotten myself involved in a bunch of music-y stuff that will last for a couple more weeks...WHICH IS GREAT FOR ME, but obviously not so great for all y'all reading this out there.
As you probably know, I'm not that great with planning for the future...
But anyways, I PROMISE to start writing again July 19th or a bit later, and hopefully I will live up to your expectations for this writing thing that we call a blog.
SO YEAH, SEE YOU SOON!
P.S HAPPY FOURTH TO THOSE U.S.A PEEPS READING ON HERE!
(P.P.S My cat is currently hiding behind my computer monitor because I was printing stuff and he thinks the printer is some type of scary monster...)

Back In BUSINESS!

Hey y'all!

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Long time no see, eh?
The reason for lack of posts has come from the fact that I haven't been able to use a computer regularly since I didn't have one (and my school blocks me from using this program), but now I'm back on track with a new computer, which will hopefully not blow up like that last.
But guess what? It's summer, and that means more regular posts anyways!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I'm out of school now, but I still have to go to graduation to see my friends look all fancy in their robes, and I probably won't start writing much more that this until next week.
Gotta get my crap/summer assignments together.

(http://learning.blogs.nytimes.com)

But until then have a good whatever you're doing (vacation/summer break/ enjoying winter for all of you living in some places), and I write soon.
(P.S While I was on this hiatus, I LEARNED TO USE THE SHIFT KEY INSTEAD OF ALWAYS USING CAPSLOCK! But of course for that last sentence I used the caps lock button, so...maybe less progress than I thought...oh well. I tried.)

The Sun Shines Again

Literally and figuratively.

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HEY Y'ALL, I'M BACK!

I know the last time we spoke, I was in darker mood. But the sun is shining now, and I can feel the warmth on my skin. Sometimes I forget how much weather actually affects how you feel.

But it also helps that I'm on a break from school.

And I'm getting to the point where I'm running out of stuff to do.

Technically it's only day three, but I have already  reread The Outsiders, The Road, and the Dangerous Angels series (all great books, I must add), re-watched a bunch of Bob's Burgers episodes, cleaned my room some, eaten a bunch of candy, and started preparing for a trip in the future (CHICAGO HERE I COME, BABY!).

(www.aviewoncities.com)

And when I get there, I'm planning on doing everything Ferris Bueller did.

(www.cinemaromantico.blogspot.com)

Minus stealing a Ferrari...

I got a couple of songs on iTunes, and am procrastinating on homework.

SO ALL IS GOOD IN THE WORLD!

(If I could, I'd dance/throw flowers too, my little globe friend)

I'll probably blog again this week, which is super weird since my posts have been sporadic, but I'm excited.

And I could go for some sushi or a Chipotle burrito as well...but that's another matter.

Okay, I'm gonna go now. Gotta wake up early to chuck some soccer balls at my bro and spend another day in the sunshine.

Hope everybody's having a good week and is enjoying the nice weather (and if you still have snow, I send all the warmth and summer vibes/feelz your way.)

Catch you later.

(www.silverfishlongboarding.com)

Pushing The Day's Limits

Hey y'all.
Just a quick update on me since I know my posting has been next to none.
I've been stressing out a lot lately, and working as much as I possibly can to get school work done correctly and in a timely manner.
So mate has become my new best friend, and I realized how nice and quiet it is at two in the morning.
And while that sounds sort of romantic (at least I think it does), and while I also am sort of strangely addicted to it, I sort of need more sleep.
Also, my face keeps twitching, so that's not a plus.
BUT DON'T WORRY GUYS, I'LL BE BACK TO WRITING SOON!
Hopefully Saturday!
And don't worry about me, I really am fine, I just have these bouts of chaos during this time of the year for some reason.
But I can deal with organized chaos. Perhaps that'll be the title of my memoir, Organized Chaos. Or perhaps after something a teacher told me, Just Under Crazy.
Or something.
ANYDOODLES, I will start writing again, and that makes me happy. Maybe I'll put my sonnet on sporks on here from English class, or a ballad that I'll have to write in the future.
I want mine to be about a police chicken. Hehehe.
Well, gotta fly little ones. I'll write more soon.
(P.S I now have a problem with Tumblr, as in I FIND IT TO BE SOOOOO AMAZING, so if you want to check mine out, it's www.anonymousbassoonist.tumblr.com . Just to let you know. And now this is the true goodbye. Byeeeeee!)

I NOW OWN A GOLDEN UNICORN.

And a pair of overall-shorts. And a double king-size chocolate bar, among other things.
If I get some sleep, I'll post tomorrow.
Otherwise, it'll be awhile until I post again.
In the meantime, fly high little birdies.

Old Dream Journal Thing

So you know how I mentioned that I've always wanted to record down dreams? Well I forgot that when I was in the 7th grade that I actually did. For like two.
Technically I found half of them when I was cleaning out my room the other day.
SO HERE IT IS! (It was messily written on a piece of graph paper in Spanish I, so I transcribed it for your enjoyment)

4/26/11

I need to remember this dream...

I was in Mrs. Fluck's* class and we were presenting posters on bunnies. Suddenly, a kid came over to me and gave me a card. But I don't know what he looked like, or what the card said (I couldn't remember, but I think I smiled). Then, I was at my house, and I went into a closet. But I heard it lock behind me. So I opened another door in the closet, and I was on a desert island. So I started walking around. Then I saw a girl in a lake, and she had hypothermia. So these trolls kept pouring maple syrup into the lake to warm her up. I kept walking, until I saw a yellow flower. But then, when I looked up close, it had a poison spike. Weird...

Then I found a lady on top of a hill. She was sleeping (or unconscious). For some reason I rolled her down the hill. And that was the end of the dream...(or all I remember).

(www.lucidchan.org)

Yeperdoodles, that's little me. But I almost never have realistic dreams. Also, I don't know if this is true with anyone else, but there isn't really sound in my dreams. When people talk to each other, their mouths move, and I know what they are saying in my head, but no sound comes out. For explosions I again hear the noise in my head, but there isn't any sound in the actual dream. Weird, right?

Well, that's all I got for today. Stay safe with all the know, and if you can, go buy yourself some discounted Valentine's Day candy.

BECAUSE YOU ARE WORTH IT.

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And don't you forget it.

*This is the actual, legit name of one of my seventh grade teachers. I'm not changing it because a.) I know most of y'all won't believe me and b.) I don't care because I don't mention much else about her.

Clarisonic Face Brush

I just got one and I can't wait for it to massage all my face pores and hopefully it will make my face smooth and soft like the snow  that surrounds me outside.
Okay, that's an overstatement, but I heard that it is amazing, and who doesn't like getting their face all massaged at least once a day?
I'm probably over-excited, but I get really hyper and obsessive about the little things that make me happy in life.
Gotta prepare myself to wing a presentation for tomorrow.
See y'all later.

BTW

JEFFERY DALLAS AND JULIAN SMITH ARE BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Just thought you should know...

Checking Up On You Guys

Hey everyone!
I know I haven't posted something in a few days, so I just wanted to write something in order to see what was going on with you guys.
I had a weird, sort of stressful Saturday, but it ended out okay and I was allowed to breathe a deep sigh of relief. The minute I got home, I just wanted to laugh it off (sort of in a insane person way) and be happy I got through it, and just happy it happened. So I kind of did. Then I read some and went to bed.
Today I'm trying to get at least halfway through a paper that I'm not really enjoying writing. At all. I like the book that it's going to be on, but I also hate that sometimes in school you dissect a book you like to the point where it starts losing the meaning it had to you before. Now you have to factor in all the other information you are "supposed" to know, which seems to be ultimately more important than whatever you thought. And I'm glad that we get to talk about underlying meanings and symbolism and stuff, because I actually find that interesting. But once my friend was talking about how she interpreted a short story we read in class to our teacher, and they told her that was wrong.
And that bothered me because, hey, we all think differently.
Now I get it if she was totally wrong about it, but what she said sounded pretty legitimate and truthful and what could be a meaning of the story. But to just say to her that she was wrong seemed very wrong in itself, especially since the teacher didn't have any back-up information to why she was wrong.
So yeah, I guess this sort of turned into a mini rant, but I'm just really tired and I'm avoiding writing this paper.
Hopefully I'll be able to write more soon!

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RIDING ON A PIG, BABY MONKEY!
Is it sad that I have a button with this on it?
OF COURSE NOT!

Halloween Costumes!

I love Halloween, and even if I can't go trick or treating anymore (I'm too old), I still get to dress up with the marching band for the Halloween Parade we have where I live.
My favorite part is definitely dressing up, and here are a couple of costume ideas that I think are cute/quirky/amazing.

(A Beautiful Mess)

This is one the best ideas ever! It looks so cute, and I'm already so in love with this movie that every time it is on I drop whatever I'm doing and gravitate towards it like a moth to a light.

(Oh Happy Day!)

I love this lady and I love this costume idea!

(Oh Happy Day!)

I think this would be super easy to pull off even on someone who isn't a child, and who wouldn't want to be Frida anyways?

(www.luckymag.com)

Okay, maybe I'm just attracted to very small and adorable costumes.

(www.theyearofhalloween.com)

No words. Just silence and open mouth derping.

So I hoped this helped! Or just made you smile. Either way, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Trying To Post

Sorry this is one huge non-grammatically correct sentence I've been pressed for time and actually wrote this yesterday I'm been extremely busy and have been trying to get my crap together for school and for the day I'm going to miss and everything else so I know that blog posts have been pretty random (more than usual) but as soon as Saturday comes I promise to write down a real post full of the stuff I usually write and I really do promise you can refer to this post if I don't do that so I wish you the best and have a nice day y'all and I'll see you on the other side of this tornado of work and school and craziness.

(www.nothingbutdinosaurs.com)

Dino.

I Could...

... be studying for a chemistry test, but instead I chose to do this!

The largest realizations come right after you put on some lip gloss and go wait for the bus.
It's the truth.

Oh Gawwwsh.

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE A POST SO THIS IS GOING TO BE A BIG JUMBLY SENTENCE OF JUMBLE YEAH I'M GLAD YOU ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM AND MY FAULTS OF NOT HAVING ENOUGH TIME TO DO ANYTHING AND THIS IS A PROBLEM THAT I'M CURRENTLY WORKING ON YOU ARE ALL GOOD PEOPLE AND I RESPECT YOU AND YOUR JUDGEMENT AND HAVE A NICE DAY I WAS PROUD THAT I CAN TYPE PRETTY FAST AND I NEED A BURRITO THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.
(Sorry I wrote that last night thinking that I wouldn't have time to post in the morning.)

Annoucement

The first person to comment on Meadow Inferno will receive a prize!
Since I have no money, I will draw whatever they would like on either my little kid program, in pencil, or charcoal, as long as it's not inappropriate.
Also, I suck at faces.
That is all.

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In the Conservatory. Manet.

Little Kid Poems

Remember those poems that you'd make as a kid, where each letter in the chosen word would start a description or adjective about the word? I think my childhood was built partly on them. I decided to do a couple.

Making small sounds
Opening space and ideas
Visions appear as if a dream
Erupting even though untouched.
Memories remain of the place before.
Easily beautiful, yet dangerous
Never seen until after
Terminating the idea that came before.

Creating an amazing taste in my mouth.
Has a variety of flavors and types.
Easily one of my favorite foods.
Envelops the pallet.
Struggles to hide in the fridge.
Eagerly I pull it towards me.

Desperately trying to think of something.
Effortlessly, everything leaves my mind.
Remember something, dang it!
Pause is going to last awhile...

(www.artinthepicture.com)

The Art of Painting. Vermeer.

Poemy Thing

I wonder how long I'll last,
If I'm always looking towards the past,
And as I stare into the setting sun,
I realize all I've done,
Life is too short not to live larger than life,
And only look at the world's strife,
But see the good that's in everything,
The paintings we paint, the songs we sing.
The people we meet who change our lives,
All those meaningful-at-the-time high-fives,
The food we eat, the air we breathe,
Even when our hearts are on our sleeve.
Now run as fast as you can, jump off the ledge,
And don't stop running until you reach the edge.

Guys, I just like rhyming. These are not my best poem skills either. Okay, catch you later.

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The White Drake. Joseph Crawhall.

I Tried to Break a World Record Once

Don't know about you, but when I was in elementary school and middle school, the book that everybody cared about was the Guinness World Records. Every year the new edition would come out, and all the kids would flock to the library to check it out and ooh and ahh over the biggest snowman or the most piercings on one face during any free time they had.

(www.telegraph.co.uk)

One time I decided to try to break a world record. I looked and looked for one that I thought was easy enough to beat, but I couldn't find one. Then I realized that you could make one up and then you could get in the book (or at least that's what I thought).
At the time I had just learned how to play Scrabble, and I decided to use that as the base of my record. So I decided to have the record for most photographs for completed Scrabble games.

(www.in.momath.org)

And at first I was really excited. I would play just to get the picture, and I would giggle at the number I had (this is in fifth grade, don't judge). But then I realized that a.) how was I going to prove I actually played all these games and b.) some of the words probably wouldn't have passed actual Scrabble rules. So at the ripe age of 11, I stopped.
I think I had like 63 photos.
Anyways, it was pretty fun while it lasted. I've been posting pretty regularly which I'm super proud of. Shout out to Canada from where there was a surge of views on Saturday! Not sure why, but oh well.

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Lady with an Ermine. Da Vinci.

No title (NO RULES)

Hey, Tammy (DDG still, which I decided I'm just going to write DDG when ever I make a reference),
How's it going you ask? Pretty good, I guess. But I always respond pretty good, no matter if I'm having the best or worst day of my life. Just a habit, I guess.
I'm glad the weekend is here, and I finally completed something that I'm sort of happy to be over, so I feel like I have let a little balloon into the sky.
UGH NO MORE PHILOSOPHICAL CRAP!
Guess what day it is? Yeah, I have no idea either. Nothing really special is going on today that I know or care about. I have the urge to sit in a kiddy pool though......

(www.sodahead.com)

My secret fear......
Actually, I like sharks. I even want to go in a shark cage. But I rather not have them in my kiddie pool. 'Cause that be my PERSONAL POOL AND I AIN'T SHARING WITH NOBODY!
Weeeeeelll, let's see. What else could I say? I see that some of the people who have read this collection of ramblings were from Germany and Russia. I doubt they'd come back. Not much to see here.....
EXCEPT FOR UNICORNS! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(www.keep-calm-o-matic.co.uk)

I'm starting to wonder if I'm a unicorn............but no matter.

Theory for why we never see unicorns: They are so powerful that they could pulverise us just by staring at us or coming near us, but they resist the temptation by staying hidden. They are truly are the most considerate magical/ science fictiony creatures ever. (Jeez Chubacabra and  the Loch Ness Monster and the Yeti, and Bigfoot)

Okay, I'm reaaaaaally tired. Gonna fall asleep. But first....

Derpity derp derp,

Tongue lolling out of my mouth,

Wait, why am I here?

Haha...okay need rest.

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