Look what day it is!

Oh goodness. Okay so yesterday I know I didn't write and that's because I really didn't have any time to. I know this is an excuse, and I am filled with them, but I can't really change that.
Also, today is LOVE A TREE DAY! So go celebrate and tell all yo' 'lil tree friends that you don't just like them, you LIKE-like-like them.



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Actually, while looking for a picture I found this, which made me think of a pregnant mom with tree bark skin holding her unborn child-stomach, which I thought was really awkward and funny, but I guess that's what they were going for.



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Muhahahahahahaha. So again I am procrastinating to do work which is okay as long as you do it eventually, so all is good in the hood. It was really hot today, but my toes are painted electric blue, which made me think of Alaska Young from Looking for Alaska by John Green. It's a really good book by the way, so make sure you read it (but if for some reason you are reading this and you are younger than high school age, wait until you are a little older). I kept looking down and smiling and it made me happy all day.

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Yeah so now I'm wondering if I were somehow to be eaten if I would taste like coconut. I had coconut milk curry, coconut gelato, and I love coconut lotion. Coconut fudge Oreos are the greatest, and coconut M&M's make me swoon. I like the smell and how refreshing it is, along with the sweetness and tropical part of it. Coconut water is also awesome and is really refreshing. Just don't let it get warm like I did, then go back to your hotel room after a day of whale watching and take it out of your back pack and swear you just took a swig out of a rotting, rancid coconut you found on a deserted island.

Rancid coconut? Ehh it's a bad drawing.
Okay time to actually do work I guess. Listening to Over the Love by Florence + the Machine, which is my favorite song out of the Great Gatsby album. Still haven't seen the movie yet. Maybe in June.
Poem time.

Blue toenails sparkle,

Mirrors and little galaxies,

Unnatural but loved.

Okeley dokely, chicos y chicas, go spread the word of how awesome the world is.

No TIME

Okay so this is going to be one really long run on sentence here it goes okay so I don't have that much time today I was super busy but I'm trying to commit here and post everyday I'm not sick so I'm just going to do a poem and maybe a doodle and then I will possibly add some gifs, alrighty?
(P.S Spellcheck wanted to change that to almighty which for some reason I found quite amusing.)
Here it goes, y'all. Sorry about being sort of jerky 'bout the whole thing.

When will summer come,

No plans, no huge commitments,

No more hyper speed.

Look, it was even a haiku this time.

Alright, DOODLES!

My hair with hair chalk in it.

 

 

Monster I drew.

Poorly drawn bracelet.
Okay gif time!

Humpy Hank! Goodness, I love that. (www.tumblr.com)

Screaming Patrick! Yaaaay! (www.weknowmemes.com)

What else? Hmmmm.... LSP! I love her so much. (www.tumblr.com)

Night, everybody.

Ughhhhhh.....Chocolate

I never thought I'd be saying this, but I don't want to eat chocolate again for a REALLY long time. I just downed a caramel-chocolate bar from the box I'm supposed to be selling a I REALLY am feeling the pain. Being sick and getting food poisoning in really annoying. But no matter.
Yaaaaay I'm excited to sleep in tomorrow wheeeeeee! Oh, shout out to you readers from Russia! Every day I get on and see that you are reading and a little bubble of happiness floats up towards the sky. If you are clicking on accident, who cares! Tell your friends and maybe they will be like, "Hey, this girl is weird maybe we should keep reading to make sure she is okay....." I appreciate all the help I can get.



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When I typed in "funny helper", this came up. I enjoyed it. A lot. Actually, a lot is an understatement.
Hmmm let's see. What could I talk about? Not much I guess. You know, the sky, cats, sparkles, glitter, sequins, happiness, stage makeup.......
Nope I got nothing.
Well I could make a drawing I guess.....

 

Yep, that's a poorly drawn version of me dreaming about coffee.
I actually haven't had any in a while since I wanted to break my addiction that came about during forensics season, and I've been doing pretty good. It's been a week now. Also, coffee stains your teeth and that can get icky so I 'm working on that too. I haven't even had a chai tea latte in at least two months.

Alright I have things to do, so poem time and I'm out.

 

Please don't crunch your food,

because I don't want to know what you're eating,

it's annoying,

and I don't want to see what's in your mouth.

I guess it's delicious since you

KEEP

GRABBING

MORE

AND

CRUNCHING

FOR ETERITY.

No, I really don't have to know

what you enjoy

about sucking in

so much freaking oxygen

with your food.

Yeah, obviously not a haiku, but definitely one of my biggest pet peeves.

Rainbows for all!



Please go here to read this article by the ever funny Allie Brosh about sequins. Also read her blog too, Hyperbole and a Half .
Sweet dreams, chilluns. Sweet dreams.

V8 by the Pool

Okay so I'm not really drinking it by pool, or a beach, or even a crowded subway. But every year I convince myself to retry it thinking I'll like it more this time. Truthfully, I think it might be working a little, but it also might be me going, "YOU WILL LIKE THIS STUFF IF IT KILLS YOU! IT TASTES LIKE CARROTS AND SALT AND TOMATOES BUT IT IS GOOD FOR YOU AND YOU'LL BE STRONGER IF YOU DRINK IT BECAUSE THEN YOU CAN TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS HOW TOUGH YOU ARE FOR DRINKING IT!" Or something like that.



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It does basically taste like salsa in a glass (I like salsa a lot actually), but in liquid form (and weird textures sort of freak me out).
Eww now I have a weird aftertaste in my mouth. ICKY!
Well, it did rain today, and that was nice. I love it when it rains. The whole world is refreshed and you get that awesome smell from the rain hitting the heat, and  the spider webs on the bushes look like lace veils from heaven. The earth seems to regress a bit into it's prehistoric self, and the world is magical again.
Sigh......I love rain. As well as words. Why else would I be writing this thing anyway?
Well I have six minutes until I want to get this post done, so lets get's started. I want to make a list of five things I appreciate. Just because.
1.Lotion Tissues- Oh my lands, these things can change you from being a very depressed sick person with a red and irritated nose to a someone in total bliss as they blow snot into what feels like a slightly perfumed but disposable and disintegrating cloud. Good times all around.
2.Movie Theaters- For me, these are places to relax by yourself even if other people go with you, because you are enjoying your candy of your choosing in what is a story that you get to watch that you can analyze and interpret in your own way. Unless that annoying person behind you is explaining EXACTLY WHAT THEY THINK THE MOVIE MEANS AND EVERY FREAKING METAPHOR TO WHO THEY THINK IS THEIR INFERIOR MOVIE-CRITIC FRIEND. Never do this. Ever. No matter how confused your brother is during Inception. It's a jerky-movie-go-er move.
3.Awesomely Fantastic People You Don't Know- Because they will give you their box of free Dots, or that card to get free popcorn, or the money that fell out of your pocket, or your wallet, or will help you when all of your groceries fall out of your reusable bags.  This world is filled with good people. Let them find you.
4.Movie Soundtracks- These are the best because a certain song can remind you of part of a movie, or you can just play them during daily life and then you feel like your whole life is a movie. I have done this A LOT! Also if you jog you can pretend you are James Bond, and few things are better than not thinking of jogging but pretending you are James Bond.
5.Music Videos- THEY'RE LIKE A FREAKING MOVIE TO A SONG AND SOMETIMES THEY ARE FUNNY AND BEAUTIFUL AND STRANGE AND THOUGHT PROVOKING AND DOWNRIGHT WEIRD.
Oh, I guess these are all sort of movie related. Except of the lotion tissues. Oh well.

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Hahahaha actually my friend and I were talking about how Leonard Dicaprio dies a lot last week so I found this and started laughing manically. By myself. I can do that.
Also, I was thinking today about how much it bothers me when I read a book or listen to a song and then it magically becomes uber popular a week/month/year later and everyone talks about it and the meaning is lost because EVERYBODY has bought the song/book/movie. I should be happy because the artist or author or who ever I like is getting recognized, but I sort of want to keep it to myself so it's my own personal thing. I like that it isn't popular yet. Maybe that's just the hipster inside of me.

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Well, I'm 28 minutes over when I wanted to be finished so I'll just end it here with a quick poem.

Blanket flies behind,

Running into the distance,

The rainbow my kite.

Yaay! One minute to my emergency deadline. Enough time to grab a bagel. See you later.

Chilling Coming Soon

Hey babes.
Well, I've begun to dream about summer, with images of kiddy pool parties and pretending to be a little kid and going to playgrounds and going on rollercoasters right after having a funnel cake eating contest and imaginary road trips.
Wait, you're not thinking what I'm thinking? Well, maybe about the road trips.
Also lots of books and air conditioning and doodling and movies and joy.
Yeah that's more like it.



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Oh, and don't forget the watermelon carved into a dinosaur. It's got to be a dinosaur. Otherwise the practicality/beauty isn't present.
Actually, today (like many days) I was pretending to be a Velciraptor. They're the best dinosaurs because:
a. you get to say Velciraptor when people ask what the frick are you doing.
b.you pretend to have short arms (also necessary for a T-Rex impression)
c.you can play Velciraptor catch (the best kind of catch)
d.you scream like a dinosaur
e.you run around being awesome
f.you talk in a especially weird voice that only a few people understand.



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I personally find this one of the most adorable things in the world.
Weird, when I was talking to my cat I used the voice of one of the people in the Bad Lipreading Videos. Sorry.
Okay I would really like to sleep so YAAAAY POEM TIME!

Wrote poem with dinos,

Said they were super cuddly,

Teacher not approving.

Well, that's all folks. See you later, Jenelle.

P.S Y'all seriously need to watch Drop Dead Gorgeous if you haven't already. It changed my life I think. Also, it made me hesitant scared the crap out of me to stuff my face at seafood buffets, but I went to one two weeks ago, and after getting up to refill my plate eight times, I think I have conquered that fear. Now onto Tasty Kakes...



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Is it Tuesday?

Hey y'all.
Sorry Tess (DDG),
I've been relearning what it is like to hack your lungs up for every waking hour in the most disgusting way possible, but this shouldn't have kept me from posting.
I hang my head in shame.



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Even though this gif brings me tons of joy, trust me, I still feel bad.
Now on to other things.....
THE GREAT GATSBY SOUNDTRACK CAME OUT TODAY! Huzzah!
I bought it as soon as I realized it was Tuesday. (Hence the title of this post.)
That time was 4:00 pm.




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Ugh. I am now haunted by the cone of shame. But I am working on focusing to get things done!
I'm going to hopefully do my job shadow next week (supposed to be done this school year, and May makes it!), audition tape Thursday, make-up work at 10 tonight (hopefully earlier but at this rate I'm doing good unless I fall into the Werid Part of Youtube i.e what happened yesterday after I was conscious). Life is looking good.
Except for the pesky hacking cough that sounds like a seal choking on a mackrel or something.
Oh update on Harem Pants trial: I'm going to say I still was sweating bullets, if not looking super stylish, but this may be due to the fact I had a fever. Hmmmmmmm.
I also ran into a wall. But no matter. Another test will be in effect soon.
But really, I need to focus on stuff.
Banquets are happening galore, which I forgot about one being tomorrow (refer to picture above). Listening to Great Gatsby Soundtrack helps get thoughts together.
Or unplanned dancing.



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Oh, gifs and John Green. We love you both.

Actually I became a Nerdfighter this year after reading John Green's books, then watching Vlogbrothers while being sick and becoming obsessed. I love all his books, along with a lot of my friends and my English teacher. We we're going to do a duo on it, but it became sort of weird since we're both girls and the narrator and most of the other characters are guys. Awkward forensic-ness.

Speaking of that, I'm super excited for our piece we're hoping to do for next year, which I'm keeping secret even though I know nobody reads this and the possibility of you being a forensicator is very miniscule. But I shall express my joy of it in gif (bascially my favorite) form.





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Yeah, I feel like this basically all the time. When I'm happy. Which is when I'm not sick or stressed out or bored to tears.

I sort of wish I had her sweater. I love sweaters. They're great. I have this one I especially love called "my 80's sweater" which is funny since it technically isn't from the 80's. I'm not really sure why I call it that. It is a cropped sweater I got in a large so it wouldn't be cropped (that worked out real well. Hehehe NOT), and it's in a neon yellow/green and navy blue print. I love it.

POEM TIME EVERYBODY! GATHER 'ROUND CHILLUNS! GATHER 'ROUND!

Gifs

You are freaking fantastic,

capturing moments,

awkward, funny, or beautiful.

You do what humanity wants to do with life,

Capture a moment that you want to remember and relive forever.

And replay it over and over again for the whole world to see

That something happened, something was there and still is here,

That was worthwhile.

YAAAAY THREE DAYS TO GATSBY PARTY TIME! THE SOUNDTRACK IS PUMPING ME UP!

It's okay. This makes me smile like a maniac too. We shall smile together.

P.S Hank Green is awesome too. Google it. I dare you.

P.P.S Apparently there is a musical group name Meadow Inferno. Of course there freaking is..........

HISSING TOILET!

Sorry, Lisa (DDG), but I have to address something here.
MY TOILET HISSED AT ME LAST NIGHT!
It was super weird and unexpected and I flushed and walked away and then I could hear it hissing from not too far away so I came to investigate AND IT STILL WAS HISSING! HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?!?!


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Well, maybe.......but I doubt it. It was more guttural than a snake.
I also found a possible solution to my leg covering issue at school which is.......(drum roll, please) HAREM PANTS! I think I'm still going to be hot, but it's worth a try.
Also, I may be consuming so much Nutella that I taste like it, since I have been recently being licked by all the animals I have come in contact with lately. No matter what.



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If I ever go this far, please reign me in and sit down and hold an Intervention. Key factor: There shouldn't be any Nutella at this event. I know it's a healing element, but in this case it will hinder me and the Intervention-ers.
You know what else freaks me out? TASTY KAKES! Holy crap, those things are scary and I will run if you have one, especially the giant ones.
Fun Fact: I once had a nightmare where I was chained to a huge stake in the ground of a giant coliseum, right smack dab in the middle, and a bunch of people with masks ( I guess I must have known them since why else would they try to hide their identities) pelted me with Tasty Kakes as I tried to get free. Then it started to rain and all the Tasty Kakes got soggy and even grosser. Not sure what I'm supposed to make of this, unless it's like a message that in the future I will be betrayed by my friends and family and they will attack me with artificial baked goods that come out of plastic wrappers.
To wrap it up, here's a poem.

Last week, tragedy

Zipper on my red pants broke,

Boots tread lightly now.

Actually the zipper broke three or four weeks ago, but I'm writing from the perspective from two or three weeks ago.

Short post, but it doesn't really matter.