Anyone on this siteWARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING Ok, I need to tell you this. Today I found a cracker on the ground at recess. I gave it to my friend, (friend I took out for privacy), and screamed, "NOW YOU HAVE THE CRACKER TOUCH" after the book Diary of A Wimpy Kid "cheese touch." She freaked out and touched another person, who in turn touched another and so on. The touch spread faster than the H1N1 flu. Now a unsuspecting (kid I took out name of for privacy) has it and he doesn't know. Everyone who already touched the cracker has the vaccine. Good ridance.
It's so weird. I only remember writing the ones about the goldfish.
P.S All the parentheses are added today.