You see, I don't know what I'm going to write about, so I'm going to make food and come back and see if I thought up anything.
IMMORTAL LOBSER POST!
Well, I started thinking of ideas, but eventually I decided to make cookies. Except I ate half of the dough, baked the rest, and felt disgusting. So I forgot to post this post. Whoops. I'll try to have another one done by the end of the day since I feel bad.
REPONSIBILITY, YOU HAVE FAILED ME!